Pretty Ugly Girl

If pretty is as pretty does
Than I feel like a pretty ugly girl today
Wanna hang you by a thread
And dangle you to my alligator
While above his snapping jaws
You dance like a puppet to a minuet
While the grin upon my mug
Is just about as ugly as a face can get

Hey I'm a pretty ugly girl today
Hey I'm a pretty ugly girl
Hey you're better off
If you stay the **** away
Hey

If what you mean is what you say
Then I'd say that you're meaner than you were before
Thought about it just yesterday
And I think it's better you not comin' 'round no more
You can let your weak temptations lead you if you dare
But if I'm quite sure of one thing this is more than you could bare

Chorus

Say what you will about me
For I've stood the test of time
Do what you will without me
For I'm fairly sure today that I'm

Chorus

Margaret Owens 1994