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I Dated a Dead Man
Most girls are there happiest when their guy is proposing Me I'm giddy as can be when mine's not decomposing Well I leave my boyfriend breathless He's just funny that way But he always brings me daisies He pushed up earlier that day Oh once I-I-I dated a dead man (A dead man she said she dates a dead man) You can laugh if you wanna But he really was warmer than most (she in the mood but the bitch is datin' worm food) You can call me a blasphemic lover Peg me a liar if you can But once I-I-I dated a dead man It was grave the way he played me As he held me in his trance And I became the victim of this lustful necromance He was lots of fun at parties But he never could tell ya what he felt inside Which is what led me to my conclusion After being so disillusioned with his Rigimortal emotional side And once I-I-I dated a dead man (He's really neat when he isn't getting' cold feet) You can laugh if you wannna But he really was warmer than most (the boy was mod when he wore his suit of sod) It's a numbing kind of sensation And I don't expect you to understand How once I-I- I dated a dead man And it's no fun laying next to someone resting in peace When you're tossing and turning in side Well I nearly lost my head I could've screamed to wake the dead But last night I gave him the last rights to me And once I-I- dated a dead You can laugh if you wanna But he really was warmer than most Though his heart was stone and he left me lonely I really don't like to boast But now I-I-I'm dating the ghost Of his memory that is Now I-I-I'm dating the ghost Margaret Owens 1994 |
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